My favourite Madonna. What's yours?
Top 5 Madonna albums Ray Of Light Erotica Confessions on a Dance Floor Like a Prayer True Blue Note: Erotica has to be Madonna’s most underrated album of all time next to American Life. Sex by Madonna overshadowed the album. Favourite Tour by Madonna Confessions Tour Reinvention Tour Blond Ambition (Truth or Dare made it even more special) Note: Sticky and Sweet is great in terms...
New dash is cute but now I feel like a kid on...
Imagine what would happen if MDNA was to leak...
Little Monsters when Gaga wins something: So happy right now! she totally deserves it! She's such an inspiration, and she has taught us so much! She taught us to love one another, never hate, and not not be judgmental! Paws up! Love for everyone! No hate!
Little Monsters as soon as someone else besides Gaga wins something: STUPID FUCKING BITCH WHORE FAT CUNT WHALE! GO DIE! GO DIE BITCH! YOU'RE UGLY, FAT, OVERRATED, AND UNTALENTED! BORN THIS WAY IS THE FUCKING ALBUM OF THE DECADE AND NOTHING ELSE SHOULD MATTER!
Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.